Maybe that's my nefarious master plan all along.

（ it's said teasingly. like he needs one, tbh??? ）

There's a few stores that stock porn. There's also some in the library.

（ he grins broadly, and wipes the last remaining evidence of tears from his eyes with one hand. then: ）

C'mon. I wanna see this walking on trees with chakra nonsense. Carry me down?