i mean most ppl on earth can't actually have eggs fucked into them by a sexy lizard so a dildo that subs in for it is probably p. tame comparatively yea
also what kind of conversations have u been having exactly young man????
I didn't ask. Someone brought it up and claimed it was their interest. I'd never heard of it before, so I didn't believe them, because it sounds absurd.
not necessarily like furries, furries mostly want to be animals (usually anthropomorphic but not always i think?) whereas ppl who want to get fucked by animals are a different subgenre of kink
god there is so much to unpack there.
uhhh, yes: lactation is a kink.
sometimes ties in w/pregnancy and breeding kinks but not always.
humans can get hinky about literally any body fluid, there are 100 percent Sweat Enthusiasts out there who get real horny for stank pits and squeezed zits so like. pick ur battles.
there's a nurturing element to it that appeals to some ppl, but there's also a taboo abt it which can be the draw for others. sometimes ppl that lactate can experience discomfort or pain and it's a way of helping them out.
idk, lot of reasons.
yes i've done it before u get nosy abt it. i wouldn't say it's a kink i'm super into but it's not a turn-off either. depends on the person prob more than anything.
sweetheart there are probably a lot of kinks thatt are going to make you go 'what the actual fuck' and that's a pretty normal first reaction to have at times. the important thing is just making sure that ppl feel validated and not shamed for them bc that can fuck ppl up inside.
and i never mind questions from u
sometimes pregnant sometimes post-pregnant, kinda depends. and yea.
intimacy thing for me. u know how that gets me all riled up.
[open apology letter to embry for the slut- and kink-shaming (it will happen again)]
You're right. I would have reacted badly to it, that first time, if I had received a negative reaction.
Is it strange that there are some kinks I wouldn't have considered if not for you? I don't mean that you've influenced me, but... I doubt I would enjoy them with someone else.
and no, not strange. you're from basically the most weirdly sexless world i've ever heard of, it stands to reason that the introduction to certain kinks would only pique your interest bc im hot AF let's fuckin' gooooo
('sexless' in the sense of 'no fun sex' and not 'zero sex at all' ftr)
I don't know how they would react to you. You're obviously not a shinobi — your energy is different. Anyone I introduce you to would be able to tell immediately, and then they'd have questions. You might be able to pass as a civilian for a little while. You must be practiced at visiting worlds.
If there's someone I would take you to meet, it would be Sakura, my former teammate. She was with me in the previous dimension I visited, so if she remembers then she'll understand. Otherwise there is Kakashi, my former sensei. When I last left he was the village leader — Hokage. I trust him.
No. But there are people who are more sensitive than me. Konoha has shinobi for that purpose as a security measure. Kakashi may be able to help, given his position in the village.
I'm not worried about you. Naruto... overreacts, when it comes to me. When I left the village to pursue Itachi, he hunted me down and never gave up. I told you that I — was in love with him. That was because of how he treated me. I don't believe he feels the same, not the way I did, but there's something.
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Do you want to do that?
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anyway it's another one of them kinks that's p. tame all things considered but ymmv.
'your mileage may vary'. earth thing, means 'you could have a different opinion'.
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Hm. What about 'lactation'?
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also what kind of conversations have u been having exactly young man????
i am regretting sasuke's kink education
I didn't ask. Someone brought it up and claimed it was their interest. I'd never heard of it before, so I didn't believe them, because it sounds absurd.
honestly so is cy
god there is so much to unpack there.
uhhh, yes: lactation is a kink.
sometimes ties in w/pregnancy and breeding kinks but not always.
humans can get hinky about literally any body fluid, there are 100 percent Sweat Enthusiasts out there who get real horny for stank pits and squeezed zits so like. pick ur battles.
there's a nurturing element to it that appeals to some ppl, but there's also a taboo abt it which can be the draw for others. sometimes ppl that lactate can experience discomfort or pain and it's a way of helping them out.
idk, lot of reasons.
yes i've done it before u get nosy abt it. i wouldn't say it's a kink i'm super into but it's not a turn-off either. depends on the person prob more than anything.
how did we get here
I see.
From what you've explained, I understand better now. It was wrong of me to question that person — I was just surprised.
[And also on the defensive for being asked personal questions by Embry, who is not a straightforward man.]
I won't ask anything else if you don't want me to... but were those partners also... pregnant, by you?
it's like that scene from emperor's new groove
and i never mind questions from u
sometimes pregnant sometimes post-pregnant, kinda depends. and yea.
intimacy thing for me. u know how that gets me all riled up.
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You're right. I would have reacted badly to it, that first time, if I had received a negative reaction.
Is it strange that there are some kinks I wouldn't have considered if not for you? I don't mean that you've influenced me, but... I doubt I would enjoy them with someone else.
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and no, not strange. you're from basically the most weirdly sexless world i've ever heard of, it stands to reason that the introduction to certain kinks would only pique your interest bc im hot AF let's fuckin' gooooo
('sexless' in the sense of 'no fun sex' and not 'zero sex at all' ftr)
also that's adorable and i'm very touched
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Is my world really that unique in the area of sex compared to others you've known?
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and no, i was exaggerating. it's not entirely out of the norm esp. with kinda repressed societies. add in war or religion and yea.
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Would you go back with me? To my own world.
Not to stay. I just want to show it to you, outside of genjutsu.
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yea i'd absolutely go and see konoha w/you
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... If we ever do go, I'll have to conceal you from others. Is that okay?
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conceal how?
not against it just wondering what it would entail.
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I don't want you to become a target.
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obvs i don't want to endanger anyone in your home, but i'd like to meet the people you know if i can.
i'm not against hiding, but it would have to be for your sake, not mine.
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If there's someone I would take you to meet, it would be Sakura, my former teammate. She was with me in the previous dimension I visited, so if she remembers then she'll understand. Otherwise there is Kakashi, my former sensei. When I last left he was the village leader — Hokage. I trust him.
Naruto... It could go badly.
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sakura and kakashi, okkay.
badly for whom?
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I'm not worried about you. Naruto... overreacts, when it comes to me. When I left the village to pursue Itachi, he hunted me down and never gave up. I told you that I — was in love with him. That was because of how he treated me. I don't believe he feels the same, not the way I did, but there's something.
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i get it.
if there was a chance he felt the same way would you want me to back off?
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[hello I mate for LIFE]
But if I introduce him to you, he'll think you're taking me away again. He might get angry at you. So... I'll talk to him myself.
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/handwaves whatever filth happens after this