chokuto

you said you could make a clone!

you can just fucking DO that?

is this another ninja thing???

why is your world LIKE this

["I have no memory of this, I was too horny."

Clearly he can't play dumb.]

If I said it wasn't a "ninja thing", would that be better or worse?

It's called a shadow clone. And it's complicated. Not — as a technique, I can perform it easily, but I mean in the rules that apply to a clone versus my original self.

[do you WANT TO GO HERE]

oh my god you can't just threaten oddball mitosis at me and not expect me to get wildly turned on.

what do you mean rules. what rules???

oh my god wait. rules like... if i put a dildo in you does the clone feel it

please say yes

lie if you must

No.

Not right away.

oh my me.

why??? have you hidden this from me???

i can fuck two of you at the SAME TIME and you have KEPT IT FROM ME?

why do you hate me???

It's the other way around, anyway. Once the clone is dispersed

[no, STOP. BEGONE DEMON.]

Never mind.

It's not personal. I've never considered clones for such a purpose. It's your mind that goes there. Why would I want to see myself that way?

right, you and the mirrors.

...

i could blindfold u.

（ cy that's not the point ）

You're that interested?

MORE OF U TO LOVE

Then I'll send you a clone so you can love it when I'm not there.

[can't believe we are just casually throwing the L word around like this now]

🥺🥺🥺🥺

Stop it.

if it rly bothers u i will drop it.

if this is just token resistance bc u are a reformed prude i am going to pursue it mercilessly until i can slap a double headed dildo between two clones and see who can take it deeper while i

ahem

spectate.

[how dare you make him put his brother's eyeballs on that sentence]

I'm not saying never.

But I don't know if I want to see myself like that. And I don't think a blindfold is a tenable solution.

I suppose that I could create a clone, then have it take on another appearance.

[not only can your boyfriend turn himself female, he can also create moresomes at-will 🤡]